Funny Picture - Bowling Bear

Story Snippet

The Fox and the Mask. A fox entered the house of an actor, and, rummaging through all his properties, came upon a Mask, an admirable imitation of a human head. He placed his paws on it, and said: "What a beautiful head! yet it is of no value, as it entirely wants brains." A fair face is of little use without sense. From Aesop's Fables

Fun Fact

A person infected with the SARS virus, has a 95-98% chance of recovery.

Quotable Quote/Tongue Twister

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

Joke and Laugh

This customer comes into the computer store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." "Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"