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Story Snippet

The Cat and the Cock. A Cat caught a Cock, and took counsel with himself how he might find areasonable excuse for eating him. He accused him as being a nuisance tomen, by crowing in the night time, and not permitting them to sleep. TheCock defended himself by saying that he did this for the benefit ofmen, that they might rise betimes, for their labors. The Cat replied:"Although you abound in specious apologies, I shall not remainsupperless;" and he made a meal of him. It does no good to deny those who make false accusations knowingly. From Aesop's Fables

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Fun Fact

The first product that Sony came out with was the rice cooker.

Quotable Quote/Tongue Twister

Chop shops stock chops.

Joke and Laugh

A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog." "But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered. "But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered: "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack."