
The Dog and the Hare.A Hound, having started a Hare on the hill-side, pursued her for somedistance, at one time biting her with his teeth as if he would take herlife, and at another time fawning upon her, as if in play with anotherdog. The Hare said to him: "I wish you would act sincerely by me, andshow yourself in your true colors. If you are a friend, why do you biteme so hard? If an enemy, why do you fawn on me?" They are no friends whom you know not whether to trust or to distrust. From Aesop's Fables |
Principal Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
By Billy Madison