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Story Snippet

The Lion and the Three Bulls. Three Bulls for a long time pastured together. A Lion lay in ambush inthe hope of making them his prey, but was afraid to attack them whilstthey kept together. Having at last by guileful speeches succeeded inseparating them, he attacked them without fear, as they fed alone, andfeasted on them one by one at his own leisure. In union is strength. From Aesop's Fables

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Fun Fact

A baby octopus is about the size of a flea at birth.

Quotable Quote/Tongue Twister

Now.....if Theophiles Thistle, the successful thistle-sifter, in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles, thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb, see that thou, in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles, thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.

Joke and Laugh

The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager. The cowboy just groaned. The usher marched briskly back up the aisle. In a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's you're name?" "Sam," the cowboy moaned. "Where ya from, Sam?" With pain in his voice Sam replied.... "The balcony."