Funny Picture - Dear Lord

Story Snippet

The Quack Frog. A Frog once made proclamation to all the beasts that he was a learnedphysician, and able to heal all diseases. A Fox asked him: "How can youpretend to prescribe for others, and you are unable to heal your ownlame gait and wrinkled skin?" Those who pretend that they can mend others should first mendthemselves, and then they will be more readily believed. From Aesop's Fables

Fun Fact

An earthquake on Dec. 16, 1811 caused parts of the Mississippi River to flow backwards.

Quotable Quote/Tongue Twister

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.

Joke and Laugh

Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the accountants, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc. While this is going on accountant number one jams something in accountant number two's hand. Without looking down, accountant number two whispers, "What is this?" to which accountant number one replies, "it's that $50 I owe you."