Funny Picture - Dear Lord

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Story Snippet

The Dog and the Oyster.

A Dog, used to eating eggs, saw an Oyster, and opening his mouth to its widest extent, swallowed it down with the utmost relish, supposing it to be an egg. Soon afterwards suffering great pain in his stomach, he said:"I deserve all this torment, for my folly in thinking that everything round must be an egg."

Who acts in haste repents at leisure.

From Aesop's Fables

Fun Fact

Alexander the Great and Julius Caesar were both epileptic.

Quotable Quote/Tongue Twister

A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood.

Joke and Laugh

What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium? An aard-shark!

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