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The Mischievous Dog.

A Dog used to run up quietly to the heels of those he met, and to bitethem without notice. His master sometimes suspended a bell about hisneck, that he might give notice of his presence wherever he went, andsometimes he fastened a chain about his neck, to which was attached aheavy clog, so that he could not be so quick at biting people's heels.

The Dog grew proud of his bell and clog, and went with them all over themarket-place. An old hound said to him: "Why do you make such anexhibition of yourself? That bell and clog that you carry are not,believe me, orders of merit, but, on the contrary, marks of disgrace, apublic notice to all men to avoid you as an ill-mannered dog."

Those who achieve notoriety often mistake it for fame.

From Aesop's Fables

Fun Fact

An apple, potato, and onion all taste the same if you eat them with your nose plugged.

Quotable Quote/Tongue Twister

Pope Sixtus VI's six texts.

Joke and Laugh

An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old". "Where did you get this exact information?" "I was here ten months ago, and the guide told me that the dinosaur is two billion years old."

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