Funny Picture - Eyeball Load

Story Snippet

The Wolf and the Sheep. A Wolf, being sick and maimed, called to a Sheep, who was passing, andasked him to fetch some water from the stream. "For," he said, "if youwill bring me drink, I will find means to provide myself with meat.""Yes," said the Sheep, "if I should bring you the draught, you woulddoubtless make me provide the meat also." Hypocritical speeches are easily seen through. From Aesop's Fables

Fun Fact

Antarctica is the only land on our planet that is not owned by any country.

Quotable Quote/Tongue Twister

Mrs. Smith's Fish Sauce Shop.

Joke and Laugh

A patient was at her doctor's office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave news for you. You only have six months to live." The patient asked, "Oh doctor, what should I do?" The doctor replied, "Marry an accountant." "Will that make me live longer?" asked the patient. "No," said the doctor, "but it will SEEM longer."