Funny Picture - Great Fishing

Story Snippet

The Ass and the Charger. An Ass congratulated a Horse on being so ungrudgingly and carefullyprovided for, while he himself had scarcely enough to eat, nor even thatwithout hard work. But when war broke out, the heavy armed soldiermounted the Horse, and rushed into the very midst of the enemy, and theHorse, being wounded, fell dead on the battle-field. Then the Ass,seeing all these things, changed his mind, and commiserated the Horse,saying: "How much more fortunate am I than a charger. I can remain athome in safety while he is exposed to all the perils of war." Be not hasty to envy the condition of others. From Aesop's Fables

Fun Fact

Cleopatra married two of her brothers.

Quotable Quote/Tongue Twister

A bitter biting bittern Bit a better brother bittern, And the bitter better bittern Bit the bitter biter back. And the bitter bittern, bitten, By the better bitten bittern, Said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"

Joke and Laugh

A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth flight, Now sit back and relax. - OH MY GOD!" Silence Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I an so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger in Coach said: "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!"