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The Trumpeter taken Prisoner.

A Trumpeter, bravely leading on the soldiers, was captured by the enemy.He cried out to his captors: "Pray spare me, and do not take my lifewithout cause or without injury. I have not slain a single man of yourtroop. I have no arms, and carry nothing but this one brass trumpet.""That is the very reason for which you should be put to death," theysaid, "for while you do not fight yourself, your loud trumpet stirs upall the other soldiers to battle."

He who incites strife is as guilty as they who strive.

From Aesop's Fables

Fun Fact

Canada is an Indian word meaning 'Big Village'.

Quotable Quote/Tongue Twister

Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?

Joke and Laugh

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?" "The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained the flight attendant, "and it took us a while to find a new pilot."

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