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Story Snippet

The Fisherman Piping. A Fisherman skilled in music took his flute and his nets to thesea-shore. Standing on a projecting rock he played several tunes, in thehope that the fish, attracted by his melody, would of their own accorddance into his net, which he had placed below. At last, having longwaited in vain, he laid aside his flute, and casting his net into thesea, made an excellent haul. From Aesop's Fables

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Fun Fact

Q-Tip Cotton Swabs were originally called Baby Gays.

Quotable Quote/Tongue Twister

Six sticky sucker sticks.

Joke and Laugh

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "Well honey..." said the slightly prudish mother, "the stork brought you to us." "Oh," said the boy, "and how did you and daddy get born?" "Oh, the stork brought us too." "Well how were grandpa and grandma born?" the boy persisted. "Well darling, the stork brought them too!" said the mother, by now starting to squirm a little. Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence: "This report has been very difficult to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."