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The Boar and the Ass. A little scoundrel of an Ass, happening to meet with a Boar, had a mindto be arch upon him, and so, says he: "Your humble servant." The Boar,somewhat nettled at his familiarity, bristled up to him, and told him hewas surprised to hear him utter so impudent an untruth, and was justgoing to show his resentment by giving him a rip in the flank; butwisely stifling his passion, he contented himself with saying: "Go, yousorry beast! I do not care to foul my tusks with the blood of so base acreature." Dignity cannot afford to quarrel with its inferiors. From Aesop's Fables

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Fun Fact

2 out of 3 adults in the United States have hemorrhoids.

Quotable Quote/Tongue Twister

Are our oars oak?

Joke and Laugh

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels' bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man, spat into the old man's milk and then he too took a seat at the counter. The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter. Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner. Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?" The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either, he just backed his big-rig over three motorcycles."