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Story Snippet

The Dog and the Hare. A Hound, having started a Hare on the hill-side, pursued her for somedistance, at one time biting her with his teeth as if he would take herlife, and at another time fawning upon her, as if in play with anotherdog. The Hare said to him: "I wish you would act sincerely by me, andshow yourself in your true colors. If you are a friend, why do you biteme so hard? If an enemy, why do you fawn on me?" They are no friends whom you know not whether to trust or to distrust. From Aesop's Fables

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Fun Fact

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.

Quotable Quote/Tongue Twister

She stood on the balcony inexplicably mimicing him hiccupping, and amicably welcoming him home.

Joke and Laugh

A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since he's in need of petrol, the man decides to stop. He says to the attendant at the station, "Fill it up, will you?". The man says "Sorry - we're right out of petrol." So the man considers, and says "Well, I'm a bit low on oil, would you mind topping that up?" And the attendant responds"Sorry, but no oil either." The man thinks, and asks the attendant to wash his windscreen, to which he gets the by-now predictable response that he can't do that. The man at this point is fairly mad, so he asks the attendant "Just what kind of petrol station is this ?" The attendant then looks both ways, and very carefully whispers to the man "To tell you the truth, this is just an IRA front." The man then says "Well, in that case, you can blow up the tyres !"