Cow Colouring Picture

Story Snippet

The Ants and the Grasshopper. The Ants were employing a fine winter's day in drying grain collected inthe summer time. A Grasshopper, perishing with famine, passed by andearnestly begged for a little food. The Ants inquired of him: "Why didyou not treasure up food during the summer?" He replied: "I had notleisure; I passed the days in singing." They then said: "If you werefoolish enough to sing all the summer, you must dance supperless to bedin the winter." Idleness brings want. From Aesop's Fables

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Fun Fact

A bird 'chews' with its stomach.

Quotable Quote/Tongue Twister

Thank the other three brothers of their father's mother's brother's side.

Joke and Laugh

The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. "Ever have an accident?" "Nope, nary a one." "None? You've never had any accidents." "Nope. Ain't never had one. Never." "Well, you said on this form you were bit by a snake once. Wouldn't you consider that an accident?" "Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose."