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The Flies and the Honey. A Jar of Honey having been upset in a housekeeper's room, a number offlies were attracted by its sweetness, and placing their feet in it, ateit greedily. Their feet, however, became so smeared with the honey thatthey could not use their wings, nor release themselves, and weresuffocated. Just as they were expiring, they exclaimed, "O foolishcreatures that we are! For the sake of a little pleasure we havedestroyed ourselves." From Aesop's Fables

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Fun Fact

A blue whale's heart is the size of a Volkswagen Beetle!

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Joke and Laugh

A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, "Ah shore do, wardn. Ah'd be mighty grateful if'n yoo'd play 'Achy Breaky Heart' fur me bahfore ah hafta go." "Sure enough, cowboy, we can do that," says the warden. He turns to the biker, "And you, biker, what's your last request?" "That you kill me first."